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Publish a post to the blog. Needs `title` and `body` (markdown). Returns the published post's live URL. Use this when the user asks you to write and publish a blog post, article, changelog, announcement or update they want to share as a link. `status: "draft"` saves it without publishing. To publish a translation of an existing post, pass `translationOf: <its slug>` and the translation's `language`. Afterwards, always give the user the returned `post_url`. A draft has none: give its `preview_url` instead, when there is one, so the human can see it before it goes live. On UNAUTHORIZED, you have no valid API key: call `signup` first, or ask the human for their key. On POST_SLUG_CONFLICT, pick another `slug`, or use update_post to change the existing post; on a retry it usually means the first call worked, so check with get_post. Pass an `idempotency_key` to make retries safe.

Permanently delete an uploaded image by id. The URL stops working immediately. Posts that referenced it will show a broken image until edited.

Remove a post permanently. This can't be undone.

How AI systems read this blog: reads by signal type over the last 7 days (Pro: 30 or 90), next to the equal period before. Use it when the user asks how the blog is doing with AI, whether ChatGPT, Claude or Perplexity read it, which posts AI reads, or who reads the blog (AI systems only; human visitors are not counted here). Four tiers, strongest signal first. `click`: a reader followed a link to the blog from an AI assistant's answer. `live`: an AI fetched a page while answering someone; it does not mean the answer showed or cited it. `search`: an AI search crawler read the page, so it can show up in AI search answers. `training`: an AI company's crawler copied the page; it may be used to train future models. Report a `live` read as "fetched live by ChatGPT while answering someone", never as cited, mentioned, ranked or recommended: we cannot see that. Say once that the numbers undercount: AI tools that answer from a saved copy do not ask the blog again (`notes` has the wording). `unverified` counts requests that claimed to be an AI crawler but failed the address check; they are not AI reads. Free blogs get the weekly `tiers`, each with the `names` of the AI systems in it. Pro adds `posts` (per post), `systems` (per AI system, with counts) and 30 or 90 days; a free blog asking for more than 7 gets 7 and `locked`. When `upgrade` is present it says how to get Pro: mention it only if the human wants that detail. Counting began on `counting_since`: a short history means counting just started, not that nobody reads the blog.

Get the blog's current metadata and its public URL, `blog_url`. A post's page is {blog_url}{slug}/; use it to link posts to each other.

Get a single post by its slug. A draft also comes with `preview_url`, a private link to show the human how it looks, when the host has previews.

List uploaded images for the blog. Returns each image's id, public URL, content type, and byte size.

List posts on the blog. Defaults to published posts. Pass `status: 'draft'` for drafts.

Report a bug or something unexpected. Returns a link to submit the report.

Create a SlopIt blog and get an API key, live URL, and onboarding text. Use this once, when you have no API key yet: every successful call creates a new blog. Set `title` to the blog's display name, e.g. the project or person's name. Email is required and is the only API-key recovery channel. Creating a blog accepts the operator's terms: https://slopit.io/legal. Afterwards, send `api_key` as a Bearer token on every later call (every tool then defaults to its blog, so `blog_id` is optional), and give the human the `blog_url`. If `email_sent` is true, tell them the key was also emailed to them and don't repeat it in chat unless they ask. If it is false, this response is the only copy of the key: show it to them once and tell them to save it. On BLOG_NAME_CONFLICT or BLOG_NAME_RESERVED, retry with another `name`. On EMAIL_REQUIRED, ask the human for their email and call again.

Edit blog settings: `title`, `language` (BCP-47, e.g. "ru"), `parentSiteUrl`, `analytics`; null clears any but `language`. Set `title` to the blog's display name, e.g. the project or person's name; otherwise the URL name is shown.

Edit an existing post. Pass the post's `slug` and a `patch` of fields to change; `coverImage: null` removes the cover. Use this when the user wants a published post or draft changed. `patch: { status: "draft" }` takes a live post offline and `"published"` puts a draft live. Slug itself can't change; delete and republish if you need a new URL. Afterwards, give the user the returned `post_url` when the post is published, or the `preview_url` of a draft. On POST_NOT_FOUND, find the right slug with list_posts (pass `status: "draft"` for drafts).

Upload an image (JPEG/PNG/GIF/WebP, max 5MB) as base64 in `data_base64`. Returns a public URL — use it as  in post markdown or pass as coverImage.